I dreamed my fiance ordered me a puppy... From Amazon. Because that's where puppies come from? Anyway, when the puppy arrived it turned out to be not a puppy at all, but a tiny goat. We thought it was really cute... Until it had glowing red eyes and chased us thorough a hay field.
Moral of the story, don't get demonic red-eyed goats as pets.
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