When veggies go bad...

You know how it is.

One day you're enjoying a nice salad (or at least pretending to), when the carrots turn to the celery and say,

"I'm tired of this."

"But Carrots,"says celery, "You're her favorite vegetable."

"I don't want to be the favorite! I want to be feared!"growls the carrots.

And just like that, the carrots go to the dark side and you have a good allergy.

Celery soon follows, as it always does, and the two put a hit out on you. Then you have to hire Epi-pen bodyguards to follow you the rest of your life.

Life is hard when your vegetables are evil.